As millions tuned in across the country for the Super Bowl on Sunday, many questioned the validity of the halftime show. “Who was that? What was that? Why is this happening?”  These are but a few questions people were asking.

But, perhaps the question they should have been asking is, “Who paid for this shit?”

Now, we know. Records obtained by anonymous sources within CBS show that the terrorist organization Black Lives Matter paid to have one of their biggest operatives perform, successfully spreading their message of fear and division over our airwaves, while once again proving the NFL and mainstream media to be patsies of the liberal left.

While the game itself was not entertaining in its competitiveness, the halftime show was even worse.  Hundreds of dancers draped in Communist China red suits topped with opinion silencing masks typically reserved for the mentally interned, pranced across our screens to music nobody knows or understands.

This affront was only eclipsed by their use of imagery meant to trigger seizures or strike fear in the hearts of autistic children.

There is, however, a silver lining. Much like how Francis Scott Key gazed across the harbor in Baltimore at dawn on September 14, 1814, American’s peered into their television screens, dazed and confused from the jarring violence displayed during the halftime show, and saw a beacon of hope. Just like our flag on that fateful morning, the great American Trump supporter Tom Brady was still there, leading the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to victory over the Kansas City Native American Leaders.

O say did his star-spangled banner O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

Brady went 21/29 for 201 yards and three touchdowns, once again relying on his receivers to produce numbers for him. He will undoubtedly go down as one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, in the shadow of only the great Joe Montana.

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